me:
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday? don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you.
my boyfriend:
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me:
*facepalm*
When the Sun Sets Down I'm A Star
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my sister is clumsy.
whilst exploding three boxes of pop its and enjoying america tonight, i yelled “THROW SOME AT MOM’S WINDOW!”
My mother was peacefully sleeping.
Lindsey (hey girl) ran over and positioned herself to throw them, released them from her hand, and in that moment, slid and completely toppled over.
i just turn around to see lindsey on the ground, completely wiped out, giggling from pain/humor (i couldn’t tell which).my sister is clumsy.
the end.
It was both, my hipbone was bonked and I felt stupid, so I was laughing.
The Marvelous Misadventures…
